The Late Late Show part2

(I love James, but there's no way I'm doing this. It's an insane idea.)

I love James, but there's no way I'm doing this. It's an insane idea.

(Insane? You know who didn't think it was insane? The Beatles.)

Insane? You know who didn't think it was insane? The Beatles.

(What do you think the Abbey Road was all about?)

What do you think the Abbey Road was all about?

(That was the first ever crosswalk concert. And Paul wasn't wearing shoes.)

That was the first ever crosswalk concert. And Paul wasn't wearing shoes.

(Think about it. You're always saying you're better than the Beatles.)

Think about it. You're always saying you're better than the Beatles.

(This is your chance to prove it.)

This is your chance to prove it.

(I have literally never said that.)

I have literally never said that.

(Right. Whatever, listen.)

Right. Whatever, listen.

(I have crunched the numbers on this. And they are staggering.)

I have crunched the numbers on this. And they are staggering.

(What numbers?)

What numbers?

(All of the numbers. I crunched all the numbers and they all stagger.)

All of the numbers. I crunched all the numbers and they all stagger.

(Alright, I'll think about it.)

Alright, I'll think about it.

(I knew you'd say yes.)

I knew you'd say yes.

(I did not actually say yes. I said "I'll think about it".)

I did not actually say yes. I said "I'll think about it".

(Then you said yes. You said you didn't say yes, and that was a yes.)

Then you said yes. You said you didn't say yes, and that was a yes.

(So what didn't you say? What didn't you say?)

So what didn't you say? What didn't you say?

(I didn't say yes.)

I didn't say yes.

(I knew you'd do it! Come on, let's do this! Alright, yes!)

I knew you'd do it! Come on, let's do this! Alright, yes!

(It's the part of yes. Come on, buddy.)

It's the part of yes. Come on, buddy.