Porpoise Power Ballad

(Only I Dr.Blowhole know)

Only I Dr.Blowhole know

(How to tame this beast and so)

How to tame this beast and so

(Won't you listen to my power ballad solo)

Won't you listen to my power ballad solo

(My solo)

My solo

(In a world of mediocre minds)

In a world of mediocre minds

(Where genius is dissed by ignoramus mankind)

Where genius is dissed by ignoramus mankind

(Prepare to be pleasantly astounded)

Prepare to be pleasantly astounded

(Astounded,oh)

Astounded,oh

(I wanna control you)

I wanna control you

(Want to control you)

Want to control you

(I want to make you mine)

I want to make you mine

(I wanna cajole you)

I wanna cajole you

(Want to cajole you)

Want to cajole you

(An offer that I hope you shan't decline)

An offer that I hope you shan't decline

(I've got an ocean of devotion)

I've got an ocean of devotion

(And you're the one for me)

And you're the one for me

(A mutant disaster)

A mutant disaster

(Well I'll be your master)

Well I'll be your master

(And together we'll be)

And together we'll be

(In wonderful wicked harmony)

In wonderful wicked harmony

(Like a beautiful EVIL Destiny)

Like a beautiful EVIL Destiny

(Livin'large In absolute charge Of metropolitan NYC)

Livin'large In absolute charge Of metropolitan NYC

(I've got an ocean of devotion)

I've got an ocean of devotion

(And you're the one for me)

And you're the one for me

(You're the one for me,oooh)

You're the one for me,oooh

(It's the lilt of an angel's choir)

It's the lilt of an angel's choir

(I sense events taking a turn for the dire)

I sense events taking a turn for the dire