RTRT

(Hop hop)

Hop hop

(You came along my secret labotory)

You came along my secret labotory

(Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi)

Spiky spiky bloody fangs hungry for my Qi

(Hold up, mister)

Hold up, mister

(Right there, mister)

Right there, mister

(Sit down, mister)

Sit down, mister

(How about some retort pouch of curry)

How about some retort pouch of curry

(Pouch of chili)

Pouch of chili

(Pouch of MRE)

Pouch of MRE

(But you're rather picky)

But you're rather picky

(Well)

Well

(I'll make you something else)

I'll make you something else

(Don't need to show me how)

Don't need to show me how

(Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself)

Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself

(Canto or Sichuen)

Canto or Sichuen

(Jiangsu or Hunan)

Jiangsu or Hunan

(No matter which one you pick I'll get it done)

No matter which one you pick I'll get it done

(Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao)

Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao

(Wonton and Chashao)

Wonton and Chashao

(Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch)

Delivery or takeout won't beat my retort pouch

(You're loving my retort)

You're loving my retort

(I'm loving your retort)

I'm loving your retort

(You're my only retort)

You're my only retort

(You're my only retort)

You're my only retort

(Crack crack)

Crack crack

(You stretch your arms out asking for a hug)

You stretch your arms out asking for a hug

(Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile)

Hidden under your talisman is your practiced smile

(Come here, mister)

Come here, mister

(Help me, mister)

Help me, mister

(Right here, mister)

Right here, mister

(You took up my spoon)

You took up my spoon

(Stirring curry)

Stirring curry

(Stirring chili)

Stirring chili

(That's when I've realized We've became family)

That's when I've realized We've became family

(Then he came)

Then he came

(A man in black and white)

A man in black and white

(He's holding laser guns and Bagua signs)

He's holding laser guns and Bagua signs

(Then he aimed at your slimey skin)

Then he aimed at your slimey skin

(And pulled the trigger)

And pulled the trigger

(Your head bursts)

Your head bursts

(Shh)

Shh

(I'll stitch you back up)

I'll stitch you back up

(Don't need to show me how)

Don't need to show me how

(Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself)

Since I'm the mad scientist, proclaimed by myself

(I'll give you plastic eyes)

I'll give you plastic eyes

(And give you nylon hair)

And give you nylon hair

(And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired)

And I'll make sure I get your talisman repaired

(Shark fin soup or Dim sum)

Shark fin soup or Dim sum

(Dumpling or peking duck)

Dumpling or peking duck

(Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back)

Nothing I make is gonna bring that charm inside you back

(But you're still my RTRT)

But you're still my RTRT

(But you're still my RTRT)

But you're still my RTRT

(I'm seeking for RTRT)

I'm seeking for RTRT

(I'm seeking for RTRT)

I'm seeking for RTRT