love is embarrassing

(I told my friends you were the one)

I told my friends you were the one

(After I'd known you like a month)

After I'd known you like a month

(And then you kissed some girl from high school)

And then you kissed some girl from high school

(And I stayed in bed for like a week)

And I stayed in bed for like a week

(When you said space was what you need)

When you said space was what you need

(Waited by my phone like a goddamn fool)

Waited by my phone like a goddamn fool

(And now it don't mean a thing)

And now it don't mean a thing

(God, love's just so embarrassing)

God, love's just so embarrassing

(Just watch as I crucify myself)

Just watch as I crucify myself

(For some weird second string)

For some weird second string

(Loser who's not worth mentioning)

Loser who's not worth mentioning

(My God, love's embarrassing as hell)

My God, love's embarrassing as hell

(And I consoled you while you cried)

And I consoled you while you cried

(Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy)

Over your ex-girlfriend's new guy

(My God, how could I be so stupid?)

My God, how could I be so stupid?

(You found a new version of me)

You found a new version of me

(And I damn near started World War III)

And I damn near started World War III

(Jesus, what was I even doing?)

Jesus, what was I even doing?

('Cause now it don't mean a thing)

'Cause now it don't mean a thing

(God, love's just so embarrassing)

God, love's just so embarrassing

(Just watch as I crucify myself)

Just watch as I crucify myself

(For some weird second string)

For some weird second string

(Loser who's not worth mentioning)

Loser who's not worth mentioning

(My God, love's embarrassing as hell)

My God, love's embarrassing as hell

(I give up, give up)

I give up, give up

(I give up everything)

I give up everything

(I placed my bets and)

I placed my bets and

(It's not worth anything)

It's not worth anything

(I give up, give up)

I give up, give up

(But I keep comin' back for more)

But I keep comin' back for more

(Yeah, it don't mean a thing)

Yeah, it don't mean a thing

(God, love's just so embarrassing)

God, love's just so embarrassing

(Just watch as I crucify myself, hey, hey, hey)

Just watch as I crucify myself, hey, hey, hey

(For some weird second string)

For some weird second string

(Loser who's not worth mentioning)

Loser who's not worth mentioning

(My God, love's embarrassing as hell)

My God, love's embarrassing as hell

(Yeah, yeah, I give up, give up)

Yeah, yeah, I give up, give up

(I give up everything (ah-ha-ha))

I give up everything (ah-ha-ha)

(I'm plannin' out my wedding with some guy I'm never marryin')

I'm plannin' out my wedding with some guy I'm never marryin'

(I'm givin' up, I'm givin' up, but I keep comin' back for more)

I'm givin' up, I'm givin' up, but I keep comin' back for more