Static

(ｏｎｅｔｗｏｔｈｒｅｅｔａｐｙｏｕｒｆｅｅｔ)

One two three, tap your feet

(ｓｕｃｈａｃｌａｓｓｉｃｍｅｌｏｄｙ)

Such a classic melody

(ｏｎｅｔｗｏｔｈｒｅｅｙｏｕｋｎｏｗｔｈｅｗｏｒｄｓ)

One two three, you know the words

(ｓｏｓｉｎｇａｌｏｎｇｗｉｔｈｍｅ)

So sing along with me!

(ｏｎｅｔｗｏｔｈｒｅｅｍｏｔｌｅｙｓｃｅｎｅｓ)

One two three, motley scenes

(ｓｈｉｎｉｎｇｔｈｒｏｕｇｈｔｈｅｓｉｌｖｅｒｓｃｒｅｅｎ)

Shining through the silver screen

(ｏｎｅｔｗｏｔｈｒｅｅｄｏｎｔｃｈａｔｈｉｎｋ)

One two three, dontcha think

(ｔｈｉｓｉｓｈｏｗｉｔｏｕｇｈｔｔｏｂｅ)

This is how it ought to be?

(ｊｕｓｔａｎｏｔｈｅｒｄａｙ)

Just another day,

(ｔｈｒｏｗｙｏｕｒｃａｒｅｓａｗａｙ)

throw your cares away

(ａｎｄｌａｕｇｈｈａｎｄｉｎｈａｎｄｗｉｔｈｍｅ)

And laugh hand-in-hand with me!

(ｊｕｓｔａｎｏｔｈｅｒｄａｙ)

Just another day,

(ｊｕｓｔａｎｏｔｈｅｒｄａｙ)

Just another day,

(ｉｔｓｊｕｓｔａｎｏｔｈｅｒｄａｙｉｔｓｊｕｓｔａｎｏｔｈｅｒｄａｙ)

It'sjustanotherdayit'sjustanotherday

(ｏｎｅｔｗｏｔｈｒｅｅ)

One two three,

(ｗｈａｔｓｔｈｅｎｉｃｅｓｔｔｈｉｎｇｙｏｕｓｅｅ)

what's the nicest thing you see?

(ｉｔｓｍｅ)

It's me!!!!!

(ｔｈｅｗｏｒｌｄｙｏｕｋｎｏｗ)

The world you know,

(ａｌｗａｙｓｒｕｎｎｉｎｇｔｏａｎｄｆｒｏ)

always running to and fro

(ａｆｒｉｇｈｔｆｕｌｐｌａｃｅｔｏｂｅ)

A frightful place to be

(ｂｕｔｄｏｎｔｂｅｓｃａｒｅｄ)

But don’t be scared,

(ｉｍｎｏｔｇｏｉｎｇａｎｙｗｈｅｒｅ)

I'm not going anywhere!

(ｓｏｊｕｓｔｄｏｎｔｔｏｕｃｈｔｈｅｄｉａｌ)

So just don’t touch the dial

(ａｎｄｓｔａｙｈｅｒｅａｗｈｉｌｅｗｉｔｈｍｅ)

and stay here awhile with me!

(ｐａｎｉｃｉｎｓｔａｔｉｃｏｕｔｍａｇｉｃ)

Panic! In static! Out-magic!

(ｄｏｎｔｙｏｕｆｉｎｄｉｔａｌｌｒｏｍａｎｔｉｃ)

Don't you find it all romantic,

(ｔｈｅｗａｙｔｈｉｎｇｓｕｓｅｄｔｏｂｅ)

the way things used to be?

(ｃｌａｓｓｉｃｅｃｓｔａｔｉｃｉｔｓｍａｇｉｃ)

Classic, ecstatic, it's magic

(ｔｏｔｒｉｐｔｈｅｌｉｇｈｔｆａｎｔａｓｔｉｃ)

To trip the light fantastic,

(ｒｅｐｅａｔｉｔａｆｔｅｒｍｅ)

repeat it after me!

(ｔｈｉｓｉｓｈｏｗｉｔｓｈｏｕｌｄｂｅ)

This is how it should be,

(ｉｎｓｔｕｄｉｏｓｅａｔｓ)

in studio seats

(ｍｙｅｇｏｗｉｒｅｄｉｎｔｈｅｃｒｔ)

My ego wired in the CRT

(ｗｅｃａｎｓｋｉｐｔｈｅｓｉｇｎｏｆｆ)

We can skip the sign-off

(ｏｌｆａｍｉｌｉａｒｓｃｅｎｅｒｅｐｅａｔｉｎｇ)

Ol' familiar scene, repeating

(ｔｈｉｓｉｓｈｏｗｉｔｓｈｏｕｌｄｂｅ)

This is how it should be!