Tokyo bon

(ｏｈａｙｏｔｏｋｙｏｋｏｎｉｃｈｉｗａ)

Ohayo Tokyo Konichiwa

(ｓｕｍｉｍａｓｅｎｉ’ｍｆｏｒｅｉｇｎｅｒ)

Sumimasen I'm foreigner

(ｉｄｏｎ’ｔｓｐｅａｋｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ)

I don't speak Japanese

(ｂｕｔｉｌｏｖｅａｏｉｓｏｒａ)

But I love Aoi Sora

(ｗｈｅｎｙｏｕｓａｙｗａｋａｒｉｍａｓｈｉｔａ)

When you say Wakarimashita

(ｉｓａｙｈｉｔａｃｈｉｔｏｙｏｔａ)

I say Hitachi Toyota

(ｋａｗａｓａｋｉｎｉｎｔｅｎｄｏ)

Kawasaki Nintendo

(ｃａｎｏｎｓｏｎｙｈｏｎｄａ)

Canon Sony Honda

(ｉ’ｍｌｏｓｉｎｇｍｙｗａｙ)

I'm losing my way

(ｏｂａｓａｎｗｈｅｒｅｓｈｏｕｌｄｉｇｏ？)

Obasan where should I go?

(ｓｈｉｎｊｕｋｕｓｏｂｉｇ)

Shinjuku so big

(ｉｎｅｅｄａｄｏｒａｅｍｏｎ)

I need a Doraemon

(ｙｏｕｓｐｅａｋｊａｐａｎｇｌｉｓｈ)

You speak Japanglish

(ａｎｄｓｈｏｗｍｅｂｏｄｙｌａｎｇｕａｇｅ)

And show me body language

(ｗｈａｔｃａｎｉｄｏ？)

What can I do?

(ｗｈｅｒｅｓｈｏｕｌｄｉｇｏ？)

Where should I go?

(ｎｏｎｏｎｏｎｏ)

No nonono

(ｍａｋｕｄｏｎａｒｕｄｏ)

Makudonarudo

(ｇｕｇｕｒｕｔｏｉｌｅｔｔｏ)

Guguru Toiletto

(ｋｉｔｔｏｋａｔｔｏ)

Kitto Katto

(ｄｉｚｕｎｉｌａｎｄｏ)

Dizunilando

(ｔａｋｕｓｈｉｇｏｈｏｔｅｒｕ)

Takushi go Hoteru

(ｓｅｂｕｎｅｌｅｂｕｎｍｉｒｕｋｕ)

Sebun Elebun Miruku

(ｂａｓｕｂｉｒｕ)

Basu Biru

(ｓｕｔａｂａｋｋｕｓｕ)

Sutabakkusu

(ｏｈａｙｏｔｏｋｙｏｋｏｎｉｃｈｉｗａ)

Ohayo Tokyo Konichiwa

(ｓｕｍｉｍａｓｅｎｉ’ｍｆｏｒｅｉｇｎｅｒ)

Sumimasen I'm foreigner

(ｉｄｏｎ’ｔｓｐｅａｋｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ)

I don't speak Japanese

(ｂｕｔｉｌｏｖｅｒａｍｅｎｔｅｍｐｕｒａ)

But I love Ramen Tempura

(ｗｈｅｎｙｏｕｓａｙａｒｉｇａｔｏｋｏｎｂａｎｗａ)

When you say Arigato Konbanwa

(ｉｓａｙｓｕｚｕｋｉｙａｍａｈａ)

I say Suzuki Yamaha

(ｕｎｉｑｌｏｔｏｓｈｉｂａ)

Uniqlo Toshiba

(ｃａｓｉｏｇｏｄｚｉｌｌａ)

Casio Godzilla

(ｉ’ｍｌｏｓｉｎｇｍｙｗａｙ)

I'm losing my way

(ｏｂａｓａｎｗｈｅｒｅｓｈｏｕｌｄｉｇｏ？)

Obasan where should I go?

(ｓｈｉｎｊｕｋｕｓｏｂｉｇ)

Shinjuku so big

(ｉｎｅｅｄａｄｏｒａｅｍｏｎ)

I need a Doraemon

(ｙｏｕｓｐｅａｋｊａｐａｎｇｌｉｓｈ)

You speak Japanglish

(ａｎｄｓｈｏｗｍｅｂｏｄｙｌａｎｇｕａｇｅ)

And show me body language

(ｗｈａｔｃａｎｉｄｏ？)

What can I do?

(ｗｈｅｒｅｓｈｏｕｌｄｉｇｏ？)

Where should I go?

(ｐｌｅａｓｅｔａｋｅｍｅｈｏｍｅ)

Please take me home

(ｎｏｎｏｎｏｎｏ)

No nonono

(ｍａｋｕｄｏｎａｒｕｄｏ)

Makudonarudo

(ｇｕｇｕｒｕｔｏｉｌｅｔｔｏ)

Guguru Toiletto

(ｋｉｔｔｏｋａｔｔｏ)

Kitto Katto

(ｄｉｚｕｎｉｌａｎｄｏ)

Dizunilando

(ｔａｋｕｓｈｉｇｏｈｏｔｅｒｕ)

Takushi go Hoteru

(ｓｅｂｕｎｅｌｅｂｕｎｍｉｒｕｋｕ)

Sebun Elebun Miruku

(ｂａｓｕｂｉｒｕ)

Basu Biru

(ｓｕｔａｂａｋｋｕｓｕ)

Sutabakkusu

(ｓａｒａｄａｈａｎｂａｇａ)

Sarada Hanbaga

(ｓａｎｄｏｉｔｃｈｉｓｏｓｅｊｉ)

Sandoitchi Soseji

(ｋｏｈｉｋｅｋｉ)

Kohi Keki

(ａｉｓｕｋｕｒｉｍｕｋｏｎｂｉｎｉ)

Aisukurimu Konbini

(ｆｕｒａｉｄｏｐｏｔｅｔｏ)

Furaidopoteto

(ｅｓｕｋａｒｅｔａａｒｕｋｏｒｕ)

Esukareta Arukoru

(ｂａｒｅｂｏｒｕｂｅｓｕｂｏｒｕ)

Bareboru Besuboru

(ｂａｓｕｋｅｔｔｏｂｏｒｕｇｏｒｕｆｕ)

Basukettoboru Gorufu

(ｍａｋｕｄｏｎａｒｕｄｏ)

Makudonarudo

(ｇｕｇｕｒｕｔｏｉｌｅｔｔｏ)

GuguruToiletto

(ｋｉｔｔｏｋａｔｔｏ)

Kitto Katto

(ｄｉｚｕｎｉｌａｎｄｏ)

Dizunilando

(ｔａｋｕｓｈｉｇｏｈｏｔｅｒｕ)

Takushi go Hoteru

(ｓｅｂｕｎｅｌｅｂｕｎｍｉｒｕｋｕ)

Sebun Elebun Miruku

(ｂａｓｕｂｉｒｕ)

Basu Biru

(ｓｕｔａｂａｋｋｕｓｕ)

Sutabakkusu