I am the walrus

(I am he, as you are he, as you are me)

I am he, as you are he, as you are me

(And we are all together)

And we are all together

(See how they run like pigs from a gun)

See how they run like pigs from a gun

(See how they fly, I'm crying)

See how they fly, I'm crying

(Sitting on a cornflakes)

Sitting on a cornflakes

(Waiting for the van to come)

Waiting for the van to come

(Corporation Tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday)

Corporation Tee shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

(Man, you've been a naughty boy)

Man, you've been a naughty boy

(You let your face grow long)

You let your face grow long

(I am the eggman, They are the eggman)

I am the eggman, They are the eggman

(I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob)

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

(Mr.City policeman sitting)

Mr.City policeman sitting

(Pretty little policemen in a row)

Pretty little policemen in a row

(See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run)

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

(I'm crying, I'm crying)

I'm crying, I'm crying

(I'm crying, I'm crying)

I'm crying, I'm crying

(Yellow matter custard,)

Yellow matter custard,

(Dripping from a dead dog's eye)

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

(Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess)

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

(Boy, you've been a naughty girl)

Boy, you've been a naughty girl

(You let your knickers down)

You let your knickers down

(I am the eggman, they are the eggman)

I am the eggman, they are the eggman

(I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob)

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

(Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun)

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

(If the sun don't come, you get a tan)

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

(From standing in the English rain)

From standing in the English rain

(I am the eggman, they are the eggman)

I am the eggman, they are the eggman

(I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob)

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

(Expert texpert choking smokers)

Expert texpert choking smokers

(Don't you think the joker laugh at you)

Don't you think the joker laugh at you

(See how they smile like pigs in a sty)

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

(See how they snide, I'm crying)

See how they snide, I'm crying

(Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower)

Semolina pilchards climbing up the Eiffel Tower

(Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna)

Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna

(Man, you should have seen them)

Man, you should have seen them

(Kicking Edgar Allan Poe)

Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

(I am the eggman, they are the eggman)

I am the eggman, they are the eggman

(I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob)

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

(Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, joob)

Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, joob