A Day In The Life

(I read the news today, oh boy)

I read the news today, oh boy

(About a lucky man who made the grade)

About a lucky man who made the grade

(And though the news was rather sad)

And though the news was rather sad

(Well, I just had to laugh)

Well, I just had to laugh

(I saw the photograph)

I saw the photograph

(He blew his mind out in a car)

He blew his mind out in a car

(He didn't notice that the lights had changed)

He didn't notice that the lights had changed

(A crowd of people stood and stared)

A crowd of people stood and stared

(They'd seen his face before)

They'd seen his face before

(Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords)

Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

(I saw a film today, oh boy)

I saw a film today, oh boy

(The English Army had just won the war)

The English Army had just won the war

(A crowd of people turned away)

A crowd of people turned away

(But I just had to look)

But I just had to look

(Having read the book)

Having read the book

(I'd love to turn you on)

I'd love to turn you on

(Woke up, fell out of bed)

Woke up, fell out of bed

(Dragged a comb across my head)

Dragged a comb across my head

(Found my way downstairs and drank a cup)

Found my way downstairs and drank a cup

(And looking up, I noticed I was late)

And looking up, I noticed I was late

(Found my coat and grabbed my hat)

Found my coat and grabbed my hat

(Made the bus in seconds flat)

Made the bus in seconds flat

(Found my way upstairs and had a smoke)

Found my way upstairs and had a smoke

(Somebody spoke and I went into a dream)

Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

(Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah)

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah

(I read the news today, oh boy)

I read the news today, oh boy

(Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire)

Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

(And though the holes were rather small)

And though the holes were rather small

(They had to count them all)

They had to count them all

(Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall)

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

(I'd love to turn you on)

I'd love to turn you on