RTRT／Mili

(ｈｏｐ，ｈｏｐ)

Hop, hop

(ｙｏｕｃａｍｅａｌｏｎｇ)

You came along

(ｍｙｓｅｃｒｅｔｌａｂｏｔｏｒｙ)

my secret labotory

(ｓｐｉｋｙ，ｓｐｉｋｙ)

Spiky, spiky

(ｂｌｏｏｄｙｆａｎｇｓｈｕｎｇｒｙｆｏｒｍｙｑｉ)

bloody fangs hungry for my Qi

(ｈｏｌｄｕｐ，ｍｉｓｔｅｒ)

Hold up, mister

(ｒｉｇｈｔｔｈｅｒｅ，ｍｉｓｔｅｒ)

Right there, mister

(ｓｉｔｄｏｗｎ，ｍｉｓｔｅｒ)

Sit down, mister

(ｈｏｗａｂｏｕｔｓｏｍｅｒｅｔｏｒｔ)

How about some retort

(ｐｏｕｃｈｏｆｃｕｒｒｙ？)

pouch of curry?

(ｐｏｕｃｈｏｆｃｈｉｌｉ)

Pouch of chili

(ｐｏｕｃｈｏｆｍｒｅ)

Pouch of MRE

(ｂｕｔｙｏｕ’ｒｅｒａｔｈｅｒｐｉｃｋｙ)

But you're rather picky

(ｗｅｌｌ，ｉ’ｌｌｍａｋｅｙｏｕ)

Well, I'll make you

(ｓｏｍｅｔｈｉｎｇｅｌｓｅ)

something else

(ｄｏｎ’ｔｎｅｅｄｔｏｓｈｏｗｍｅｈｏｗ)

Don't need to show me how

(ｓｉｎｃｅｉ’ｍｔｈｅｍａｄｓｃｉｅｎｔｉｓｔ，)

Since I'm the mad scientist,

(ｐｒｏｃｌａｉｍｅｄｂｙｍｙｓｅｌｆ)

proclaimed by myself

(ｃａｎｔｏｏｒｓｉｃｈｕａｎ)

Canto or Sichuan

(ｊｉａｎｇｓｕｏｒｈｕｎａｎ)

Jiangsu or Hunan

(ｎｏｍａｔｔｅｒｗｈｉｃｈ)

No matter which

(ｏｎｅｙｏｕｐｉｃｋｉ’ｌｌｇｅｔｉｔｄｏｎｅ)

one you pick I'll get it done

(ｚｈａｊｉａｎｇｍｉａｎａｎｄｘｉａｏｌｏｎｇｂａｏ)

Zhajiangmian and Xiaolongbao

(ｗｏｎｔｏｎａｎｄｃｈａｓｈａｏ)

Wonton and Chashao

(ｄｅｌｉｖｅｒｙｏｒｔａｋｅｏｕｔ)

Delivery or takeout

(ｗｏｎ’ｔｂｅａｔｍｙｒｅｔｏｒｔｐｏｕｃｈ)

won't beat my retort pouch

(ｙｏｕ’ｒｅｌｏｖｉｎｇｍｙｒｅｔｏｒｔ)

You're loving my retort

(ｉ’ｍｌｏｖｉｎｇｙｏｕｒｒｅｔｏｒｔ)

I'm loving your retort

(ｙｏｕ’ｒｅｍｙｏｎｌｙｒｅｔｏｒｔ)

You're my only retort

(ｙｏｕ’ｒｅｍｙｏｎｌｙｒｅｔｏｒｔ)

You're my only retort

(いいーいーあーるいーいーあるさんすーうーりゅーち)

一 一 ・ 一 二 一 ・ 一 二 三 四 五 六 七

(いいーいーあーるいーいーあるさんすーうーりゅーち)

一 一 ・ 一 二 一 ・ 一 二 三 四 五 六 七

(ｃｒａｃｋ，ｃｒａｃｋ)

Crack, crack

(ｙｏｕｓｔｒｅｔｃｈｙｏｕｒａｒｍｓ)

You stretch your arms

(ｏｕｔａｓｋｉｎｇｆｏｒａｈｕｇ)

out asking for a hug

(ｈｉｄｄｅｎｕｎｄｅｒｙｏｕｒｔａｌｉｓｍａｎｉｓ)

Hidden under your talisman is

(ｙｏｕｒｐｒａｃｔｉｃｅｄｓｍｉｌｅ)

your practiced smile

(ｃｏｍｅｈｅｒｅ，ｍｉｓｔｅｒ)

Come here, mister

(ｈｅｌｐｍｅ，ｍｉｓｔｅｒ)

Help me, mister

(ｒｉｇｈｔｈｅｒｅ，ｍｉｓｔｅｒ)

Right here, mister

(ｙｏｕｔｏｏｋｕｐｍｙｓｐｏｏｎ)

You took up my spoon

(ｓｔｉｒｒｉｎｇｃｕｒｒｙ)

Stirring curry

(ｓｔｉｒｒｉｎｇｃｈｉｌｉ)

Stirring chili

(ｔｈａｔ’ｓｗｈｅｎｉ’ｖｅｒｅａｌｉｚｅｄ)

That's when I've realized

(ｗｅ’ｖｅｂｅｃａｍｅｆａｍｉｌｙ)

We've became family

(ｔｈｅｎｈｅｃａｍｅ)

Then he came

(ａｍａｎｉｎｂｌａｃｋａｎｄｗｈｉｔｅ)

A man in black and white

(ｈｅ’ｓｈｏｌｄｉｎｇｌａｓｅｒｇｕｎｓ)

He's holding laser guns

(ａｎｄｂａｇｕａｓｉｇｎｓ)

and Bagua signs

(ｔｈｅｎｈｅａｉｍｅｄａｔ)

Then he aimed at

(ｙｏｕｒｓｌｉｍｅｙｓｋｉｎ)

your slimey skin

(ａｎｄｐｕｌｌｅｄｔｈｅｔｒｉｇｇｅｒ)

And pulled the trigger

(ｙｏｕｒｈｅａｄｂｕｒｓｔｓ)

Your head bursts

(ｓｈｈ)

Shh

(ｉ’ｌｌｓｔｉｔｃｈｙｏｕｂａｃｋｕｐ)

I'll stitch you back up

(ｄｏｎ’ｔｎｅｅｄｔｏｓｈｏｗｍｅｈｏｗ)

Don't need to show me how

(ｓｉｎｃｅｉ’ｍｔｈｅｍａｄｓｃｉｅｎｔｉｓｔ，)

Since I'm the mad scientist,

(ｐｒｏｃｌａｉｍｅｄｂｙｍｙｓｅｌｆ)

proclaimed by myself

(ｉ’ｌｌｇｉｖｅｙｏｕｐｌａｓｔｉｃｅｙｅｓ)

I'll give you plastic eyes

(ａｎｄｇｉｖｅｙｏｕｎｙｌｏｎｈａｉｒ)

And give you nylon hair

(ａｎｄｉ’ｌｌｍａｋｅｓｕｒｅ)

And I'll make sure

(ｉｇｅｔｙｏｕｒｔａｌｉｓｍａｎｒｅｐａｉｒｅｄ)

I get your talisman repaired

(ｓｈａｒｋｆｉｎｓｏｕｐｏｒｄｉｍｓｕｍ)

Shark fin soup or Dim sum

(ｄｕｍｐｌｉｎｇｏｒｐｅｋｉｎｇｄｕｃｋ)

Dumpling or Peking duck

(ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇｉｍａｋｅｉｓｇｏｎｎａｂｒｉｎｇ)

Nothing I make is gonna bring

(ｔｈａｔｃｈａｒｍｉｎｓｉｄｅｙｏｕｂａｃｋ)

that charm inside you back

(ｂｕｔｙｏｕ’ｒｅｓｔｉｌｌｍｙｒｔｒｔ)

But you're still my RTRT

(ｂｕｔｙｏｕ’ｒｅｓｔｉｌｌｍｙｒｔｒｔ)

But you're still my RTRT

(ｉ’ｍｓｅｅｋｉｎｇｆｏｒｒｔｒｔ)

I'm seeking for RTRT

(ｉ’ｍｓｅｅｋｉｎｇｆｏｒｒｔｒｔ)

I'm seeking for RTRT