The History of Wrong Guy

(Oh no, you don't dare)

Oh no, you don't dare

(Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you!)

Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you!

(No! I think I have a crush.)

No! I think I have a crush.

(I can't I think I'm falling for him)

I can't I think I'm falling for him

(Oh no Why not?)

Oh no Why not?

(Women have been making bad choices Since the beginning of time)

Women have been making bad choices Since the beginning of time

(Are you gonna be another one of mine? Ohh)

Are you gonna be another one of mine? Ohh

(Used to think you were from outer space Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?)

Used to think you were from outer space Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?

(You're kind of cute, when you're not so shy. Ohh)

You're kind of cute, when you're not so shy. Ohh

(But I've been here before Have I come back for more?)

But I've been here before Have I come back for more?

(Another chapter in the history of wrong guys)

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys

(You used to be so "eh" A limp lackluster bore)

You used to be so "eh" A limp lackluster bore

(But now you're changing into Something I just can't ignore.)

But now you're changing into Something I just can't ignore.

(Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before)

Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before

(Is there really more to you Than what I always thought?)

Is there really more to you Than what I always thought?

(How can you surprise me anymore? Oh. Oh. Oh.)

How can you surprise me anymore? Oh. Oh. Oh.

(He's got a girlfriend, you knob!)

He's got a girlfriend, you knob!

(Don't want to be another star-crossed lover. We all know how that ends.)

Don't want to be another star-crossed lover. We all know how that ends.

(I'm better off without him We're better off as friends.)

I'm better off without him We're better off as friends.

(But I've been here before Have I come back for more?)

But I've been here before Have I come back for more?

(Another chapter in the history of wrong guys.)

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys.

(Yesterday no spark No heart aching allure)

Yesterday no spark No heart aching allure

(But today I'm feeling Something I just can't ignore.)

But today I'm feeling Something I just can't ignore.

(Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Oh. Oh. Oh)

Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before Oh. Oh. Oh

(The history of wrong guys:)

The history of wrong guys:

(Chapter one - he's a bum)

Chapter one - he's a bum

(Two - he's not into you)

Two - he's not into you

(Three - he's a sleaze)

Three - he's a sleaze

(Four - loves the girl next door)

Four - loves the girl next door

(Five - loves the boy next door)

Five - loves the boy next door

(Six - don't love you no more)

Six - don't love you no more

(makes you insecure)

makes you insecure

(makes you so unsure)

makes you so unsure

(is so immature)

is so immature

(loves his mother more)

loves his mother more

(or...)

or...

(has a girlfriend named Nicola.)

has a girlfriend named Nicola.

(Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before)

Charlie, honestly I've been hurt like this before

(I can see there's more to you Than what I always thought)

I can see there's more to you Than what I always thought

(But I won't be burned anymore Oh, oh, oh)

But I won't be burned anymore Oh, oh, oh

(Where you off to?)

Where you off to?

(I've been exec-utized.)

I've been exec-utized.