Stayed Gone

(ｔｈａｔｅｒｉｓｂａｃｋ)

Vox:That ****er is back!

(ｙｅａｈ)

Valentino:Yeah,

(ｉｔｈｏｕｇｈｔｈｅｗａｓｇｏｎｅｆｏｒｇｏｏｄｔｏｏ)

I thought he was gone for good too

(ｉｔｓｂｅｅｎｓｅｖｅｎｙｅａｒｓ)

Vox:It's been seven years!

(ｙｏｕｓｔｉｌｌｐｉｓｓｅｄ)

Valentino:You still pissed

(ｈｅａｌｍｏｓｔｂｅａｔｙｏｕｔｈａｔｔｉｍｅ)

he almost beat you that time?

(ｕｈｙｏｕ)

Vox:Uh, **** you

(ｊｕｓｔｓａｙｉｎｇ)

Valentino:Just saying

(ｔｈｉｎｇｓｈａｖｅｃｈａｎｇｅｄ)

Vox:Things have changed

(ａｌｏｔｓｉｎｃｅｈｅｌｅｆｔｔｏｗｎ)

a lot since he left town

(ｔｈａｔｓｆｏｒｓｕｒｅ)

Valentino:That's for sure

(ｉｇｏｔｔａｓｅｎｄａｍｅｓｓａｇｅｏｆ)

Vox:I gotta send a message of

(ｗｈｏｓｒｅａｌｌｙｉｎｃｈａｒｇｅｏｆｔｈｉｎｇｓｎｏｗ)

who's really in charge of things now

(ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅｈｏｍｅ)

Welcome home

(ｉｍｇｏｎｎａｍａｋｅｙｏｕｗｉｓｈｔｈａｔ)

I'm gonna make you wish that

(ｙｏｕｄｓｔａｙｅｄｇｏｎｅ)

you'd stayed gone

(ｓａｙｈｅｌｌｏｔｏａｎｅｗｓｔａｔｕｓｑｕｏ)

Say hello to a new status quo

(ｅｖｅｒｙｏｎｅｋｎｏｗｓｔｈａｔ)

Everyone knows that

(ｔｈｅｒｅｓａｂｒａｎｄｎｅｗｄａｗｎ)

there's a brand new dawn

(ｔｕｒｎｔｈｅｔｖｏｎ)

Turn the TV on!

(ｃａｍｅｒａｓｐｅｅｄｓ)

Photographer:Camera speeds,

(ｒｏｌｌｉｎｇｉｎｔｈｒｅｅｔｗｏ)

rolling in three, two...

(ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅｔｏｔｈｅ　ｓｈｏｗ)

Staff:Welcome to the show

(ｔｏｐｏｆｔｈｅｈｏｕｒ)

Vox:Top of the hour,

(ａｎｄｗｅｒｅｄｉｓｃｕｓｓｉｎｇａｃｅｒｔａｉｎ)

and we're discussing a certain

(ｈａｓｂｅｅｎｗｈｏｈａｓｂｅｅｎｓｐｏｔｔｅｄ)

has-been Who has been spotted

(ｃａｖｏｒｔｉｎｇａｒｏｕｎｄｔｏｗｎ)

cavorting around town

(ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅｔｏｔｈｅｓｈｏｗ)

Staff:Welcome to the show

(ａｆｔｅｒａｓｅｖｅｎｙｅａｒａｂｓｅｎｃｅ)

Vox:After a seven-year absence

(ｄｉｄａｎｙｂｏｄｙｍｉｓｓｈｉｍ)

Did anybody miss him?

(ｗｅｌｃｏｍｅｔｏｔｈｅｓｈｏｗ)

Sapporter:Welcome to the show

(ｄｉｄａｎｙｂｏｄｙｎｏｔｉｃｅ)

Vox:Did anybody notice?

(ｍｏｒｅｏｎｔｏｎｉｇｈｔｓｐｒｏｇｒａｍ)

More on tonight's program

(ｓｏｔｈｅｒａｄｉｏｄｅｍｏｎｉｓｂａｃｋｉｎｔｏｗｎ)

So, the Radio Demon is back in town

(ｗｈｙｉｓｈｅｈａｎｇｉｎｇａｒｏｕｎｄ)

Why is he hanging around?

(ｗｈａｔｄｏｅｓｔｈａｔｍｅａｎｆｏｒｙｏｕｒｆａｍｉｌｙ)

What does that mean for your family?

(ｗｅｌｌｈａｎｄｉｌｙｉｖｅｇｏｔｇｏｏｄｎｅｗｓ)

Well handily, I've got good news

(ｈｅｓａｌｏｓｅｒａｆｏｓｓｉｌ)

He's a loser, a fossil

(ａｎｄｉｄｏｎｔｍｅａｎｔｏｓｏｕｎｄｈｏｓｔｉｌｅ)

And I don't mean to sound hostile,

(ｂｕｔｔｈｅｄｅｍｏｎｉｓａｃｏｗａｒｄ)

but the demon is a coward!

(ｙｏｕｃａｎｔａｋｅｔｈａｔａｓｇｏｓｐｅｌ)

You can take that as gospel

(ｐｕｌｌｉｎｇｍｙｖｉｅｗｅｒｓｉｍｐｏｓｓｉｂｌｅ)

Pulling my viewers? Impossible

(ｉｍｖｉｓｕａｌｈｅｓｂａｒｅｌｙａｕｄｉｂｌｅ)

I'm visual, he's barely audible

(ｓｔｏｐｇｉｖｉｎｇｈｉｍｔｈｅｔｉｍｅｏｆｄａｙ)

Stop giving him the time of day,

(ｄｏｎｔｌｉｓｔｅｎｔｏａｗｏｒｄｈｅｄｓａｙ)

don't listen to a word he'd say

(ｉｈｏｐｅｈｅｈａｄａｎｉｃｅｖａｃａｙ)

I hope he had a nice vacay,

(ｂｕｔｈｅｓｈｏｕｌｄｖｅｓｔａｙｅｄａｗａｙ)

but he should've stayed away

(ｗｈｉｌｅｈｅｈｉｄｉｎｒａｄｉｏ)

While he hid in radio,

(ｗｅｖｅｐｉｖｏｔｅｄｔｏｖｉｄｅｏ)

we've pivoted to video

(ｎｏｗｈｉｓｍｅｄｉｕｍｉｓ)

Now his medium is

(ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇｂｌｏｏｄｙｒａｒｅ)

getting bloody rare

(ｈｅｌｌｓｂｅｅｎｂｅｔｔｅｒｓｉｎｃｅｈｅｓｐｌｉｔ)

Hell's been better since he split

(ｗｈｅｒｅｓｈｅｂｅｅｎｗｈｏｇｉｖｅｓａｓｈｉｔ)

Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!

(ｓａｌｕｔａｔｉｏｎｓ)

Alastor:Salutations!

(ｇｏｏｄｔｏｂｅｂａｃｋｏｎｔｈｅａｉｒ)

Good to be back on the air

(ｙｅｓｉｋｎｏｗｉｔｓｂｅｅｎａｗｈｉｌｅ)

Yes, I know it's been a while

(ｓｉｎｃｅｓｏｍｅｏｎｅｗｉｔｈｓｔｙｌｅｔｒｅａｔｅｄ)

Since someone with style treated

(ｈｅｌｌｔｏａｂｒｏａｄｃａｓｔ)

Hell to a broadcast

(ｓｉｎｎｅｒｓｒｅｊｏｉｃｅ)

Sinners, rejoice!

(ｗｈａｔａｄａｔｅｄｖｏｉｃｅ)

Vox:What a dated voice!

(ｉｎｓｔｅａｄｏｆａｃｌｏｕｔｃｈａｓｉｎｇ)

Alastor:Instead of a clout-chasing

(ｍｅｄｉｏｃｒｅｖｉｄｅｏｐｏｄｃａｓｔ)

mediocre video podcast

(ｃｏｍｅｏｎ)

Vox:Come on!

(ｉｓｖｏｘｉｎｓｅｃｕｒｅ)

Alastor:Is Vox insecure,

(ｐｕｒｓｕｉｎｇａｌｌｕｒｅ)

pursuing allure?

(ｆｉｔｔｉｎｇｂｅｔｗｅｅｎｔｈｉｓｆａｄ)

Fitting between this fad

(ａｎｄｔｈａｔｉｓｎｏｔｈｉｎｇｗｏｒｋｉｎｇ)

and that, is nothing working?

(ｉｇｎｏｒｅｈｉｓｃｈｉｒｐｉｎｇ)

Vox:Ignore his chirping!

(ｅｖｅｒｙｄａｙ)

ALastor:Every day,

(ｈｅｓｇｏｔａｎｅｗｆｏｒｍａｔ)

he's got a new format!

(ｙｏｕｒｅｌｏｏｋｉｎｇａｔｔｈｅｆｕｔｕｒｅ)

Vox:You're looking at the future,

(ｈｅｓｔｈｅｓｈｉｔｔｈａｔ)

he's the shit that

(ｃｏｍｅｓｂｅｆｏｒｅｔｈａｔ)

comes before that!

(ｉｓｖｏｘ)

ALastor:Is Vox

(ａｓｓｔｒｏｎｇａｓｈｅｐｕｒｐｏｒｔｓ)

as strong as he purports?

(ｏｒｉｓｉｔｂａｓｅｄｏｎｈｉｓｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ)

Or is it based on his support?

(ｈｅｄｂｅｐｏｗｅｒｌｅｓｓ)

He'd be powerless

(ｗｉｔｈｏｕｔｔｈｅｏｔｈｅｒｖｅｅｓ)

without the other Vees

(ｏｈｐｌｅａｓｅ)

Vox:Oh, please!

(ａｎｄｈｅｒｅｓ)

Alastor:And here's

(ｔｈｅｓｕｇａｒｏｎｔｈｅｃｒｅａｍ)

the sugar on the cream

(ｈｅａｓｋｅｄｍｅｔｏｊｏｉｎｈｉｓｔｅａｍ)

He asked me to join his team!

(ｈｈｏｌｄｏｎ)

Vox:H-hold on!

(ｉｓａｉｄｎｏ)

Alastor:I said no,

(ａｎｄｎｏｗｈｅｓｐｉｓｓｙ)

and now he's pissy

(ｔｈａｔｓｔｈｅｔｅａ)

That's the tea!

(ｙｏｕｏｌｄｔｉｍｅｙｐｒｉｃｋ)

Vox:You old-timey prick,

(ｉｌｌｓｈｏｗｙｏｕｓｕｆｆｆｅｒｉｎｇ)

I'll show you suf-ffering

(ｕｈｏｈｔｈｅｔｖｉｓｂｕｆｆｅｒｉｎｇ)

Alastor:Uh oh, the TV is buffering!

(ｉｌｌｄｅｓｔｒｏｙｙｏｕｙｏｏｕ)

I'll destroy you, yo-ou...

(ｉｍａｆｒａｉｄ)

Alastor:I'm afraid

(ｙｏｕｖｅｌｏｓｔｙｏｕｒｓｉｇｎａｌ)

you've lost your signal

(ｌｅｔｓｂｅｇｉｎ)

Let's begin

(ｉｍｇｏｎｎａｍａｋｅｙｏｕｗｉｓｈｔｈａｔ)

I'm gonna make you wish that

(ｉｄｓｔａｙｅｄｇｏｎｅ)

I'd stayed gone,

(ｔｕｎｅｏｎｉｎ)

tune on in

(ｗｈｅｎｉｍｄｏｎｅｙｏｕｒｓｔａｔｕｓｑｕｏ)

When I'm done, your status quo

(ｗｉｌｌｋｎｏｗｉｔｓｒａｃｅｉｓｒｕｎ)

will know its race is run

(ｏｈｔｈｉｓｗｉｌｌｂｅｆｕｎ)

Oh, this will be fun

(ｆ)

Vox:****!