Cosmic Bandits

(We blasted from Sirius in 2038)

We blasted from Sirius in 2038

(The crowds were kinda rowdy but the food was really great)

The crowds were kinda rowdy but the food was really great

(Next stop on the tour is the planet I love most)

Next stop on the tour is the planet I love most

(The humans all are sexy and they love to watch our shows)

The humans all are sexy and they love to watch our shows

(We're the Cosmic Bandits)

We're the Cosmic Bandits

(We've come to rock your planet)

We've come to rock your planet

(If you're in luck, we might abduct you, too)

If you're in luck, we might abduct you, too

(With skin-tight slacks and Marshall stacks)

With skin-tight slacks and Marshall stacks

(We're probing 'round the nation)

We're probing 'round the nation

(So climb aboard the mothership tonight)

So climb aboard the mothership tonight

(The PA system's flabby and the monitors are shot)

The PA system's flabby and the monitors are shot

(The synthesizer's flaky, and the room is super hot)

The synthesizer's flaky, and the room is super hot

(But we are on a mission to deliver you the rock)

But we are on a mission to deliver you the rock

(A century will pass and you'll still feel the aftershocks)

A century will pass and you'll still feel the aftershocks

(Tonight we land in Fargo and tomorrow play a mall)

Tonight we land in Fargo and tomorrow play a mall

(A county fair in Bismarck, a casino in Sioux Falls)

A county fair in Bismarck, a casino in Sioux Falls

(We're sampling the finest of your planetary frills)

We're sampling the finest of your planetary frills

(So show us what you're made of cause we've got some time to kill)

So show us what you're made of cause we've got some time to kill