俺ガイルタイピング1-1(1)

(Youth is both a lie, and a form of evil.)

Youth is both a lie, and a form of evil.

(Those that glorify youth are only fooling themselves and those around them,)

Those that glorify youth are only fooling themselves and those around them,

(and believe that their surroundings always affirm their actions.)

and believe that their surroundings always affirm their actions.

(By using the word "youth")

By using the word "youth"

(they twist and distort common sense and anything logical.)

they twist and distort common sense and anything logical.

(For them, lies, secrets, sins, and failures do nothing but add spice to their youth.)

For them, lies, secrets, sins, and failures do nothing but add spice to their youth.

(If failure is the hallmark of being young like they say,)

If failure is the hallmark of being young like they say,

("Oh, is that who I think it is?")

"Oh, is that who I think it is?"

(then someone who's failed to make friends must be at the peak of his youth, right?)

then someone who's failed to make friends must be at the peak of his youth, right?

("Hurry up, let's go!")

"Hurry up, let's go!"

(However, I'm sure they would disagree. All of this is just their double standards at play and nothing else.)

However, I'm sure they would disagree. All of this is just their double standards at play and nothing else.

(Here's the bottom line: Fools that enjoy their youth... should go kill themselves.)

Here's the bottom line: Fools that enjoy their youth... should go kill themselves.

("You're the one who should die. Tell me, Hikigaya.)

"You're the one who should die. Tell me, Hikigaya.

(What exactly was the assignment I gave the class?")

What exactly was the assignment I gave the class?"

("Well, You asked us to write an essay on 'a reflection of your high school years'.")

"Well, You asked us to write an essay on 'a reflection of your high school years'."

("Then why did you turn in this drivel?)

"Then why did you turn in this drivel?

(What the hell is this? What possessed you to write this essay?")

What the hell is this? What possessed you to write this essay?"

("Uh... Good grief. Your eyes look just like a dead fish's.")

"Uh... Good grief. Your eyes look just like a dead fish's."

("Do they look that full of DHA? I must be quite wise.")

"Do they look that full of DHA? I must be quite wise."

("Do I look like I'm joking?")

"Do I look like I'm joking?"